Annoying Things, Part 2

The July 2008 Issue

• So-Called Hypermilers that drive in anything other than the right lane at speeds under the posted speed limit on freeways. MOVE YOUR ASS OVER! My time is more valuable than your gas mileage.
• Right-Wingers who call Obama a Muslim, a terrorist, or continue to use his middle name in order to associate him with Sadam Hussein.
• Left wingers who call McCain a war-mongering cancer-ridden old man.
• Automated telephone calls (to numbers on the Do Not Call List) pitching vehicle warranties or DirecTV installation services.
• Republicans who think that the solution to the energy crisis is to increase the supply. What about decreasing the DEMAND by enforcing clean-air standards, alternative energy sources, and HIGH GAS MILEAGE STANDARDS.
• American car companies bitching and moaning that their big cars aren’t selling. Boo Hoo. You resisted the mileage standards, you get to deal with the results.
• The National Association of Realtors, Greenspan, The Fed. Thanks dickheads, you destroyed the American dream of home ownership. Did you not understand that the dream was to not simply OWN a home, but was to have had the will, the ability, and the pride of WORKING to own it?
• Cry-baby homedebtors, having maxed out their HELOCs, spending them on boats, cars, cruises, and other toys, now getting the rest of the American taxpayers to bail your asses out. FUCK YOU! Good luck finding ANY American who understands personal finances to feel sorry for your lame, credit-ruined asses. You deserve what you got; don’t blame anyone else. You spent more than you could afford. Simple. Maybe you should have stayed in school?
• BOTH PARTIES for the mess that is being caused by illegal immigration. I AM FOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION, I AM AGAINST PEOPLE CRASHING THE BORDERS, CLAIMING CITIZENSHIP, AND YELLING/SCREAMING AT AMERICANS. FUCK YOU.
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